Ay not I, O not Ow, Pounding pounding in our brain.
Ay not I, O not Ow, Don’t say “Rine,” say “Rain”…

- The rain… in Spain… stays mainly… in the plain…
- What was that?
- The rain in Spain… stays mainly in the plain.
- Again.
- The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
- I think she’s got it! I think she’s got it!
- The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
- By George, she’s got it! By George, she’s got it!
Now, once again: where does it rain?
- On the plain! On the plain!
- And where’s that soggy plain?
- In Spain! In Spain!
- The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
- Bravo!
- The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
- In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire…?
- Hurricanes hardly happen.
How kind of you to let me come!
- Now once again, where does it rain?
- On the plain! On the plain!
- And where’s that blasted plain?
- In Spain! In Spain!
- The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
- The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!