{"id":10750,"date":"2011-05-19T00:00:30","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T21:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/?p=10750"},"modified":"2011-05-18T22:58:26","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T19:58:26","slug":"fragmentarium-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/2011\/05\/19\/fragmentarium-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Fragmentarium (11)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dar-din-dar-se-face-rai:<\/p>\n<div style=\"background:#fff;border:#bbb dashed 1px;padding:5px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.citatepedia.ro\/comentarii.php?id=65301\" style=\"color:#000;text-decoration:none\"><b>Func\u0163ionarul<\/b>: \u00cen vremuri preistorice, pe c\u00e2nd lan\u0163ul nu se inventase \u00eenc\u0103, fiecare umbla haihui.<br \/><b>Contabilul<\/b>: Ave\u0163i dreptate. Eu m-am n\u0103scut liber. Umblam b\u00e2jb\u00e2ind, ca un tramvai deraiat. Ca s\u0103 fiu primit \u00een r\u00e2ndul sclavilor a trebuit s\u0103 depun o cerere.<br \/><b>Domni\u015foara<\/b>: \u015ei te-au acceptat?<br \/><b>Contabilul<\/b>: Greu. Foarte greu, pentru c\u0103 nu mai aveau lan\u0163uri. \u00cens\u0103 eu aveam recomand\u0103ri serioase la dosar. A\u015fa c\u0103 mi-au trimis un lan\u0163 nichelat, de la jude\u0163.<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/replici.citatepedia.ro\/\">replici<\/a> din piesa de teatru <i><a href=\"http:\/\/surse.citatepedia.ro\/din.php?a=Valeriu+Butulescu&#038;d=Logica+r%E3t%E3cirii\">Logica r\u0103t\u0103cirii<\/a><\/i>, scenariu de <a href=\"http:\/\/autori.citatepedia.ro\/de.php?a=Valeriu+Butulescu\">Valeriu Butulescu<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dar-din-dar-se-face-rai: Func\u0163ionarul: \u00cen vremuri preistorice, pe c\u00e2nd lan\u0163ul nu se inventase \u00eenc\u0103, fiecare umbla haihui.Contabilul: Ave\u0163i dreptate. Eu m-am n\u0103scut liber. Umblam b\u00e2jb\u00e2ind, ca un tramvai deraiat. Ca s\u0103 fiu primit \u00een&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[149,153],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-citatepedia","category-valeriu-butulescu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10751,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10750\/revisions\/10751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}