{"id":3222,"date":"2009-06-03T01:39:37","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T22:39:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/?p=3222"},"modified":"2009-06-03T02:11:36","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T23:11:36","slug":"ploaia-jelea-impreuna-cu-noi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/2009\/06\/03\/ploaia-jelea-impreuna-cu-noi\/","title":{"rendered":"Ploaia jelea impreuna cu noi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-left: 7px\" title=\"Ploua stupid...\" src=\"http:\/\/img135.imageshack.us\/img135\/7421\/buc2dj3.jpg\" alt=\"Ploua stupid...\" align=\"right\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Ploua stupid&#8230;<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Ploua fetid&#8230;<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Cerul isi scutura<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Oamenii-njura<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Ca dintr-o ciutura<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pantofii indura<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993300;\">Frigul lichid.<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Noroiul sordid.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-am permis sa parafrazez versurile Maestrului Top\u00e2rceanu tocmai pentru ca aceste prime zile de iunie au adus peste Rom\u00e2nia ploi naucitoare, iar prognoza nu e deloc incurajatoare. De fapt, de c\u00e2nd cu invazia de sondaje de tot felul, nu mai am incredere nici macar intr-o prognoza care ne-ar spune ca m\u00e2ine va fi joi (desi azi e, 100%, miercuri!) <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dar sa revenim la noroaiele noastre. P\u00e2na mai ieri injuram, pe uscat, santierele perpetue, muntii de pam\u00e2nt, gropile de neumplut si praful omniprezent. Gata, s-a terminat cu injuratul pe uscat, acum ploua. Azi blestemam santierele perpetue, vulcanii noroiosi, gropile pline cu apa (in care, daca nu le tii minte de alaltaieri, iti poti fr\u00e2nge g\u00e2tul ori suspensiile masinii) si noroiul omniprezent.<br \/>\nSe lipeste de om precum timbrul de scrisoare. Il gasesti peste tot: pe incaltaminte, pe pantaloni, pe palton, pe palarie si (daca nu tii gura inchisa c\u00e2nd trec masinile pe strada) chiar printre molari. Veti spune ca exagerez. Mea culpa: Intr-adevar, pe traseele standard ale Coloanelor oficiale nu este noroi, doar agenti de circulatie care le fac loc. Datorita luminii intermitente a girofarurilor nu se vede noroiul, ci doar jumatatea frumoasa a lumii. Jumatatea dolofana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ploua stupid&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Ploua fetid&#8230; Cerul isi scutura\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Oamenii-njura Ca dintr-o ciutura\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pantofii indura Frigul lichid.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Noroiul sordid. Mi-am permis sa parafrazez versurile Maestrului Top\u00e2rceanu tocmai pentru ca aceste prime zile de iunie au adus&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orasul-cititorilor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3222"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3231,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3222\/revisions\/3231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}