Azi la Scoala de duminica:
\nLectia 40 din cursul de engleza pentru incepatori, “Shopping Center”.<\/p>\n
So, a woman goes to the \u00abHusband Store\u00bb to find a husband.
\n<\/p>\n
The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs.<\/strong> The 4th floor sign reads: Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.<\/strong> The 5th floor sign reads: Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.<\/strong> The 6th floor sign reads: Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men for sale on this floor; this floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. @<\/p>\n To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a \u00abNew Wives\u00bb store just across the street: Azi la Scoala de duminica: Lectia 40 din cursul de engleza pentru incepatori, “Shopping Center”. So, a woman goes to the \u00abHusband Store\u00bb to find a husband.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-lessons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3520"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3527,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3520\/revisions\/3527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThe 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.<\/strong>
\nThe 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.<\/strong>
\n“Wow!” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going to the next floor.<\/p>\n
\n“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” but still she goes on.<\/p>\n
\nShe is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the last floor.<\/p>\n
\nThank you for shopping at the \u00abHusband Store\u00bb.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nThe 1st first floor has wives that love sex<\/strong>.
\nThe 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money<\/strong>.
\nThe 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"