{"id":3769,"date":"2009-07-26T00:00:28","date_gmt":"2009-07-25T21:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/?p=3769"},"modified":"2009-07-31T23:13:24","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T20:13:24","slug":"english-lesson-smile-learn-xliii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/2009\/07\/26\/english-lesson-smile-learn-xliii\/","title":{"rendered":"English Lesson: Smile &#038; Learn (XLIII)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"1\">Programat:<\/font><br \/>\nAzi la Scoala de duminica:<br \/>\nLectia 43 din cursul de engleza pentru incepatori, &#8220;The Three Graces&#8221;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, &#8220;Jump! Jump! It&#8217;s your only chance to survive!&#8221; The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;C&#8217;mon! Jump! You gotta jump!&#8221; say the firemen to the Redhead. &#8220;Oh no! You&#8217;re gonna pull the blanket away!&#8221; says the Redhead. &#8220;No! It&#8217;s Brunettes we can&#8217;t stand! We&#8217;re OK with Redheads!&#8221; &#8220;OK,&#8221; says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, &#8220;Jump! You have to jump!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No way! You&#8217;re just gonna pull the blanket away!&#8221; yelled the Blonde.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No! Really! You have to jump! We won&#8217;t pull the blanket away!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look,&#8221; the Blonde says. &#8220;Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you&#8217;re not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it&#8230;&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Programat: Azi la Scoala de duminica: Lectia 43 din cursul de engleza pentru incepatori, &#8220;The Three Graces&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-lessons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3769"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3868,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769\/revisions\/3868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}