{"id":3867,"date":"2009-08-02T00:00:05","date_gmt":"2009-08-01T21:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/?p=3867"},"modified":"2009-07-31T23:26:09","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T20:26:09","slug":"english-lesson-smile-learn-xliv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/2009\/08\/02\/english-lesson-smile-learn-xliv\/","title":{"rendered":"English Lesson: Smile &#038; Learn (XLIV)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"1\">Programat:<\/font><br \/>\nAzi la Scoala de duminica:<br \/>\nLectia 44 din cursul de engleza pentru incepatori, &#8220;Anniversary&#8221;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em>Who Says Men Don&#8217;t Remember Anniversaries<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.<br \/>\nShe puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s the matter, dear?&#8221; she whispers as she steps into the room. &#8220;Why are you down here at this time of night?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The husband looks up: <em>&#8220;Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and<br \/>\nyou were only 17?&#8221;<\/em> he asks solemnly.<\/p>\n<p>The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. &#8220;Yes, I do,&#8221; she replies.<\/p>\n<p>The husband pauses; the words are not coming easily: <em>&#8220;Do you remember when<br \/>\nyou father caught us in the back seat of my car?&#8221;<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, I remember,&#8221; says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.<\/p>\n<p>The husband continues: <em>&#8220;Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, \u00abEither you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years\u00bb&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I remember that too&#8221;, she replies softly.<\/p>\n<p>He wipes another tear from his cheek and says: <em>&#8220;I would have gotten out today!&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Programat: Azi la Scoala de duminica: Lectia 44 din cursul de engleza pentru incepatori, &#8220;Anniversary&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-lessons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3867"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3869,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3867\/revisions\/3869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}