{"id":4549,"date":"2009-09-27T00:00:09","date_gmt":"2009-09-26T21:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/?p=4549"},"modified":"2009-09-27T00:03:51","modified_gmt":"2009-09-26T21:03:51","slug":"english-lesson-smile-learn-xlvii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/2009\/09\/27\/english-lesson-smile-learn-xlvii\/","title":{"rendered":"English Lesson: Smile &#038; Learn (XLVII)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Azi la Scoala de duminica:<br \/>\nLectia 47 din cursul de engleza pentru incepatori, &#8220;Milky Way&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>A woman and baby are in a doctor&#8217;s surgery, and the pediatrician is concerned about the baby&#8217;s weight:<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Is he bottle fed or breast fed?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nThe woman replies:<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Breast fed.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nThe doctor gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts.<br \/>\nHe pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for a while&#8230;<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;No wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nWoman replies:<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;I know, I&#8217;m his granny &#8230; but I&#8217;m glad I came!&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi la Scoala de duminica: Lectia 47 din cursul de engleza pentru incepatori, &#8220;Milky Way&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-lessons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4549"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4551,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4549\/revisions\/4551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}