{"id":467,"date":"2007-05-17T09:03:35","date_gmt":"2007-05-17T07:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/?p=467"},"modified":"2007-05-17T09:06:30","modified_gmt":"2007-05-17T07:06:30","slug":"mitocani-made-by-bucharest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/2007\/05\/17\/mitocani-made-by-bucharest\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitocani, made by Bucharest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Academia CATAVENCU\" href=\"http:\/\/www.catavencu.ro\/\" target=\"_blank\">Academia Catavencu<\/a> &#8211; Nr. 19, 16-22 mai 2007:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8212; Eugen ISTODOR<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cronic\u0103 de om&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">Cu c\u00eet s\u00eent mai european, cu at\u00eet, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, s\u00eent dat \u00eenapoi printre animale. Ca s\u0103 nu \u00eennebunesc, voi urla ca lupii despre tot ce m\u0103 \u00eenconjoar\u0103: t\u00eempi\u0163i, institu\u0163ii, bancomate, supermarket-uri, noroaie, rigips-uri, pomi, computeri\u015fti, flori, fete \u015fi \u015furuburi. Supravie\u0163uie\u015fte-mi, cititorule!<\/font><br \/>\nMergi la mall \u015fi vezi r\u0103sturnat\u0103 \u00een fotolii toat\u0103 mahalaua bucure\u015ftean\u0103, toat\u0103 provincia rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. Javre masculine cu p\u0103rosul \u015fi ghiulul \u015fi lan\u0163ul de WC la vedere. Cutre femeie\u015fti cu ochelari uria\u015fi pentru pitic\u0103ria lor, \u0163an\u0163o\u015fe cu saco\u015fe \u00een care deja put de vechime lucru\u015foare abia cump\u0103rate. Avortate \u00een fundul gr\u0103dinii, l\u00eeng\u0103 vaci\u00a0\u015fi g\u0103ini \u015fi crescute de c\u00eeini \u015fi pisici, aceste specimene vin cu toate ambi\u0163iile lor puse \u00een sutiene sau \u00een prohaburi expun\u00eendu-se pe unde pot. P\u00eer\u0163ul unuia este model pentru r\u00eeg\u00eeitul celuilalt \u015fi le place s\u0103 discute ore \u00een \u015fir despre venerabila lor constipa\u0163ie sau despre cum nu \u015ftiu ce partener de via\u0163\u0103 nu le mai stoarce co\u015furile de pe piept ca pe vremuri. E o lume a ma\u0163elor dat\u0103 cu Givenchy, \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 de la Champions, \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163at\u0103 de la Madonnette. Parada asta de treninguri pe dou\u0103 picioare este o lume f\u0103r\u0103 oglind\u0103 \u00een po\u015fet\u0103 sau acas\u0103, orice ciufulo\u015fenie este la mod\u0103, orice b\u0103gare a degetului \u00een nas face trend-ul. \u015ei privi\u0163i \u015fi formele fe\u0163elor, formele trupurilor&#8230; nu exist\u0103 frumos. Nu, exist\u0103 diform \u00eenf\u0103\u015furat \u00een c\u00eerpe turce\u015fti cu etichet\u0103 de mare marc\u0103. Ur\u00ee\u0163enii, boi\u0163i, boccituri de femei, borsete de b\u0103rba\u0163i. Ai vrea s\u0103 le spui: &#8220;Muriiiiiiiiii\u0163i!&#8221;, dar ei au bani, ei au puterea prin firme, ei dau PIB \u015fi TVA la stat. Ei ne vor spune: &#8220;Muriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii\u0163i!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\">(Articolul a fost preluat din saptam\u00e2nalul <a title=\"Academia Catavencu\" href=\"http:\/\/www.catavencu.ro\/\" target=\"_blank\">Academia Catavencu<\/a>, cu acordul autorului. Zia\u00aeul de la 5 va recomanda sa faceti un <a title=\"Tur gratuit Academia Catavencu\" href=\"http:\/\/www.catavencu.ro\/tur_gratuit\/index.htm\" target=\"_blank\">tur gratuit<\/a> al Academiei.)<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Academia Catavencu &#8211; Nr. 19, 16-22 mai 2007: &#8212; Eugen ISTODOR &#8220;Cronic\u0103 de om&#8221; Cu c\u00eet s\u00eent mai european, cu at\u00eet, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, s\u00eent dat \u00eenapoi printre animale. 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