{"id":6299,"date":"2010-03-01T03:47:53","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T00:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/?p=6299"},"modified":"2010-03-01T03:47:53","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T00:47:53","slug":"prostia-omeneasca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/2010\/03\/01\/prostia-omeneasca\/","title":{"rendered":"Prostia omeneasca"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A fost odat\u0103, c\u00e2nd a fost, c\u0103, dac\u0103 n-ar fi fost, nu s-ar povesti.<\/p>\n<p>Noi nu suntem de pe c\u00e2nd pove\u015ftile, ci suntem mai dincoace cu vro dou\u0103-trei zile, de pe c\u00e2nd se potcovea purecele cu nou\u0103zeci \u015fi nou\u0103 de oc\u0103 de fer la un picior \u015fi tot i se p\u0103rea c\u0103-i u\u015for.<br \/>\nCic\u0103 era odat\u0103 un om \u00eensurat, \u015fi omul acela tr\u0103ia la un loc cu soacr\u0103-sa. Nevasta lui, care avea copil de \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103, era cam proast\u0103; dar \u015fi soacr\u0103-sa nu era tocmai h\u00e2tr\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00centru una din zile, omul nostru iese de-acas\u0103 dup\u0103 trebi, ca fiecare om. Nevasta lui, dup\u0103 ce-\u015fi sc\u0103ld\u0103 copilul, \u00eel \u00eenf\u0103\u015f\u0103 \u015fi-i dete \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103, \u00eel puse \u00een albie l\u00e2ng\u0103 sob\u0103, c\u0103ci era iarn\u0103; apoi \u00eel leg\u0103n\u0103 \u015fi-l dezmerd\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 ce-l adormi. Dup\u0103 ce-l adormi, st\u0103tu ea pu\u0163in pe g\u00e2nduri \u015f-apoi \u00eencepu a se boci c\u00e2t \u00eei lua gura: &#8220;Aulio! copila\u015ful meu, copila\u015ful meu!&#8221;<br \/>\nMama ei, care torcea dup\u0103 horn, cuprins\u0103 de spaim\u0103, zv\u00e2rli fusul din m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi furca din br\u00e2u c\u00e2t colo \u015fi, s\u0103rind f\u0103r\u0103 sine, o \u00eentreb\u0103 cu spaim\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ce ai, draga mamei, ce-\u0163i este?!<br \/>\n\u2014 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103! Copilul meu are s\u0103 moar\u0103!<br \/>\n\u2014 C\u00e2nd \u015fi cum?<br \/>\n\u2014 Iat\u0103 cum. Vezi drobul cel de sare pe horn?<br \/>\n\u2014 \u00cel v\u0103d. \u015ei?<br \/>\n\u2014 De s-a sui m\u00e2\u0163a, are s\u0103-l tr\u00e2nteasc\u0103 drept \u00een capul copilului \u015fi s\u0103 mi-l omoare!<br \/>\n\u2014 Vai de mine \u015fi de mine, c\u0103 bine zici, fata mea; se vede c\u0103 i s-au sf\u00e2r\u015fit mititelului zilele!<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei, cu ochii pironi\u0163i \u00een drobul de sare de pe horn \u015fi cu m\u00e2nile \u00eencle\u015ftate, de parc\u0103 le legase cineva, \u00eencepur\u0103 a-l boci am\u00e2ndou\u0103, ca ni\u015fte smintite, de clocotea casa. Pe c\u00e2nd se slu\u0163eau ele, cum v\u0103 spun, numai iaca \u015fi tat\u0103l copilului intr\u0103 pe u\u015f\u0103, fl\u0103m\u00e2nd \u015fi n\u0103c\u0103jit ca vai de el. [&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/ro.wikisource.org\/wiki\/Prostia_omeneasc%C4%83\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Textul integral<\/em><\/a>&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fost odat\u0103, c\u00e2nd a fost, c\u0103, dac\u0103 n-ar fi fost, nu s-ar povesti. Noi nu suntem de pe c\u00e2nd pove\u015ftile, ci suntem mai dincoace cu vro dou\u0103-trei zile, de pe c\u00e2nd&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[98],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-patrimoniu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6299"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6300,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6299\/revisions\/6300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}