{"id":759,"date":"2007-11-16T06:00:21","date_gmt":"2007-11-16T04:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/?p=759"},"modified":"2008-10-10T19:56:06","modified_gmt":"2008-10-10T17:56:06","slug":"rhinoceros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/2007\/11\/16\/rhinoceros\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhinoceros"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Rhinocerus,<\/a>Rhinoceros<\/strong>, by Eugene Ionesco<\/strong>
\nNew Translation: Martin Crimp
\nDirected by Dominic Cooke
\nLondon, The Royal Court Theatre
\n30 more days, until December 15
\n<\/p>\n

Ultima piesa de teatru regizata de Orson Welles (aprilie 1960), Rinocerii,<\/em> cu Laurence Olivier in rolul titular (Berenger), se intoarce, in 2007, pe aceeasi scena londoneza. Printr-un exercitiu de imaginatie, putem sa ni-i inchipuim pe Olivier\u00a0(acum 47 de ani) sau pe Benedict Cumberbatch (azi) interpret\u00e2nd scena finala a rinocerizarii:<\/p>\n

Dar nu m\u0103 las eu b\u0103tut cu una, cu dou\u0103. (\u00cenchide cu grij\u0103 \u015fi ferestrele.)<\/em> Nu m\u0103 \u00eenfr\u00eenge\u0163i voi pe mine. (Se adreseaz\u0103 tuturor capetelor de rinoceri:)<\/em> N-am s\u0103 vin dup\u0103 voi, nu v\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg. Eu r\u0103m\u00een ce-am fost. S\u00eent o fiin\u0163\u0103 uman\u0103. O fiin\u0163\u0103 omeneasc\u0103. (Se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe fotoliu.)<\/em> Situa\u0163ia e absolut de nesuportat. Dac\u0103 a plecat, a fost numai din cauza mea. Eu eram totul pentru ea. Ce-o s\u0103 se-aleag\u0103 de ea acuma? \u00cenc\u0103 o victim\u0103 am pe con\u015ftiin\u0163\u0103. M\u0103 g\u00eendesc la ce e mai r\u0103u, la tot ce e mai r\u0103u cu putin\u0163\u0103. Un biet copila\u015f abandonat \u00een tot acest univers de mon\u015ftri! Nimeni nu m\u0103 poate ajuta. Fiindc\u0103 nu mai exist\u0103 nimeni. (Se aud alte mugete, alte fug\u0103reli de copite, se ridic\u0103 alt nor de praf.)<\/em> Nu mai vreau s\u0103-i aud. O s\u0103-mi pun vat\u0103-n urechi. (\u00ce\u015fi pune vat\u0103 \u00een urechi \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi vorbe\u015fte sie\u015fi \u00een oglind\u0103.)<\/em> Nu exist\u0103 alt\u0103 solu\u0163ie dec\u00eet s\u0103-i conving. S\u0103-i conving de ce? \u015ei s\u00eent oare reversibile muta\u0163iile? Ai? Or fi ele reversibile? Asta ar fi o munc\u0103 de Hercule. E mai presus de for\u0163ele mele. Mai \u00eent\u00eei c\u0103, pentru a-i convinge, ar trebui s\u0103 le vorbesc. Iar ca s\u0103 le pot vorbi, ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 limba lor. Sau ei s-o \u00eenve\u0163e pe-a mea? Dar eu ce limb\u0103 vorbesc? Care-i limba mea? Franceza? Vorbesc eu franceza? Dar ce e franceza? Se poate numi \u015fi francez\u0103, dac\u0103 vrem, nimeni nu poate s\u0103 conteste, de vreme ce s\u00eent singurul care-o vorbe\u015fte. Ce spun eu? Dar eu m\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg? Eu m\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg? (Avanseaz\u0103 spre mijlocul scenei.)<\/em> Dar dac\u0103, a\u015fa cum spunea Daisy, ei, rinocerii, au dreptate? (Se re\u00eentoarce spre oglind\u0103.)<\/em> Omul nu e ur\u00eet, nu e ur\u00eet! (Se prive\u015fte \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi trece palma peste fa\u0163\u0103.)<\/em> Ce caraghiosl\u00eec! Cu ce sem\u0103n eu, atunci? Cu ce? (Se duce la dulap, scoate un teanc de fotografii \u015fi le prive\u015fte.)<\/em> Fotografii! Cine-s to\u0163i oamenii \u0103\u015ftia? Papillon? Sau mai degrab\u0103 Daisy? Iar \u0103sta e Botard sau Dudard? Sau poate Jean? Ori poate eu! (Caut\u0103 iar febril prin dulap \u015fi scoate c\u00eeteva tablouri.)<\/em> Da, m\u0103 recunosc: \u0103sta s\u00eent eu, s\u00eent eu! (Aga\u0163\u0103 tablourile pe peretele din fund, al\u0103turi de capetele rinocerilor.)<\/em> Eu s\u00eent, eu s\u00eent. (C\u00eend s\u00eent at\u00eernate tablourile, vedem c\u0103 ele reprezint\u0103 unul un b\u0103tr\u00een, cel\u0103lalt o femeie gras\u0103, iar ultimul un alt b\u0103rbat dec\u00eet Berenger. Ur\u00ee\u0163enia chipurilor din portrete contrasteaz\u0103 cu capetele de rinoceri, care au devenit foarte frumoase. Berenger se trage c\u00ee\u0163iva pa\u015fi \u00eenapoi \u015fi contempl\u0103 tablourile.)<\/em> Nu s\u00eent frumos, nu s\u00eent frumos. (Smulge tablourile de pe perete, le calc\u0103-n picioare \u015fi se duce la oglind\u0103.)<\/em> Ei s\u00eent frumo\u015fi. M-am \u00een\u015felat. Oh, c\u00eet de mult a\u015f vrea s\u0103 fiu ca ei. Poftim: eu n-am corn! Ce ur\u00eet\u0103 e o frunte plat\u0103! Mi-ar trebui un corn sau dou\u0103, ca s\u0103-mi mai rafinez chipul \u015fi s\u0103-mi dispar\u0103 ridurile. Dar uite c\u0103 nu-mi cre\u015fte nici unul. Iar m\u00eeinile-mi s\u00eent fine. Oare mi se vor face vreodat\u0103 zgrun\u0163uroase? (\u00ce\u015fi scoate haina, se descheie la c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi contempl\u0103 pieptul \u00een oglind\u0103:)<\/em> Am pielea flasc\u0103. Ah! Acest trup lucios \u015fi p\u0103ros! Ce mult a\u015f vrea s\u0103 am \u015fi eu a\u015fa o piele groas\u0103 \u015fi o culoare at\u00eet de magnific\u0103 precum acest verde \u00eentunecat. S\u0103 am \u015fi eu aceast\u0103 nuditate decent\u0103, cum e goliciunea lor! (Ascult\u0103 mugetele.)<\/em> C\u00eent\u0103rile lor te farmec\u0103, s\u00eent pu\u0163in aspre, dar au un anume farmec! Dac\u0103 \u015fi eu a\u015f putea face ca ei! (\u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i imite.)<\/em> Ahhh! Ahhh! NU, nu e a\u015fa! S\u0103 mai \u00eencerc o dat\u0103, mai tare! Ahh! Ahh! Brr! Nu, nu, nu, nu-i a\u015fa, e prea slab, prea lipsit de vigoare! Nu pot s\u0103 mugesc. Pot doar s\u0103 urlu. Ahh! Ahh! Brr! Numai c\u0103 urletele nu se compar\u0103 cu mugetul! Ah, ce r\u0103uvoitor am fost, \u015fi c\u00eercota\u015f: ar fi trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103 fac mai devreme ca ei \u015fi s\u0103-i urmez! Acuma-i prea t\u00eerziu! Ei da, s\u00eent un monstru. Un monstru! Doamne, niciodat\u0103 nu voi fi rinocer niciodat\u0103, niciodat\u0103! Nu m\u0103 mai pot schimba. A\u015f vrea, at\u00eet de mult a\u015f vrea, dar nu pot. Nu mai pot s\u0103 m\u0103 privesc \u00een oglind\u0103. Mi-e ru\u015fine de mine. (Se \u00eentoarce cu spatele la oglind\u0103.)<\/em> Ce ur\u00eet s\u00eent! Nefericit e cel ce vrea s\u0103-\u015fi p\u0103streze originalitatea. Ei bine, asta este, am s\u0103 m\u0103 ap\u0103r \u00eempotriva tuturor, am s\u0103 m\u0103 ap\u0103r! Pu\u015fca, unde mi-e pu\u015fca? (Se \u00eentoarce cu fa\u0163a c\u0103tre capetele de rinoceri din fundal \u015fi strig\u0103:)<\/em> Am s\u0103 m\u0103 ap\u0103r \u00eempotriva lumii \u00eentregi, m\u0103 voi ap\u0103ra, m\u0103 voi ap\u0103ra! S\u00eent ultimul om \u015fi voi r\u0103m\u00eene a\u015fa p\u00een\u0103 la cea din urm\u0103 suflare! Nu m\u0103 dau b\u0103tut!<\/font><\/p>\n

A “sapat” pentru dv. prin The Royal Court Theatre<\/a>: Dan Costinas<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n

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