{"id":9434,"date":"2010-11-17T00:00:13","date_gmt":"2010-11-16T21:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/?p=9434"},"modified":"2010-11-24T00:04:36","modified_gmt":"2010-11-23T21:04:36","slug":"despre-ani-trisecti-si-alte-aberatii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/2010\/11\/17\/despre-ani-trisecti-si-alte-aberatii\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre ani trisec\u0163i si alte abera\u0163ii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;; color: #993300; font-size: 9pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Arial'; mso-ansi-language: RO; mso-fareast-language: RO; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"><em>\u00abProstia este etern\u0103 \u015fi invincibil\u0103.\u00bb ~ Alexandru Paleologu<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Am preluat de pe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gekos-attic.ro\/\" target=\"_blank\"><b>Geko&#8217;s Attic<\/b><\/a>, cu voie de la autor, incredibilele imagini de mai jos:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gekos-attic.ro\/?p=1714\" target=\"_blank\"><b>1<\/a><\/b>.<br \/>\nA\u0163i mai \u00eent\u00e2lnit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum sintagma <b><u>ani trisec\u0163i<\/u><\/b>? Nici eu, de aceea am decis s\u0103 o inventez anume pentru aceast\u0103 zi special\u0103. <!--more-->Ca orice alt\u0103 n\u0103scocire ori descoperire epocal\u0103, odat\u0103 botezat\u0103, trebuie \u015fi definit\u0103: <i>An trisect = anul \u00een care luna octombrie are fix 32 de zile.<\/i> (clic pentru imagine m\u0103rit\u0103)<br \/>\n\u00cemi place foarte mult calamburul din titlul ales de Geko: \u201cAlo, Iulian? Gregorian?\u201d \u201cNu. Gre\u015feal\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziaruldela5.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/11\/anitrisecti.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"\u201cAlo, Iulian? Gregorian?\u201d \u201cNu. Gre\u015feal\u0103.\u201d\" src=\"http:\/\/ziaruldela5.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/11\/anitrisecti-mic.jpg\" alt=\"\u201cAlo, Iulian? Gregorian?\u201d \u201cNu. Gre\u015feal\u0103.\u201d\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\">Foto: \u00a92010 ~ Geko <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(Imagine preluat\u0103 de pe Geko&#8217;s Attic)<\/span><\/div>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gekos-attic.ro\/?p=1703\" target=\"_blank\"><b>2<\/a><\/b>.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 \u015fosetele din bumbac 100% con\u0163in 15% spandex \u015fi 5% poliamide, m\u0103 \u00eentreb \u015fi eu cu emo\u0163ie, ca profanu&#8217;: oare poliamidele respective au fost ob\u0163inute prin policondensare sau prin polimerizare?<br \/>\na) Vestea bun\u0103 este urm\u0103toarea: chiar dac\u0103 sunte\u0163i \u00eencep\u0103tori \u00een studiul limbii engleze, nu ave\u0163i motive de \u00eengrijorare; nici m\u0103car un nativ nu ar putea \u00een\u0163elege inscrip\u0163ia de pe etichet\u0103. E aproape sigur c\u0103 aceasta a fost scris\u0103 \u00eentr-un cod secret, accesibil doar ini\u0163ia\u0163ilor:<br \/>\n<font color=\"maroon\"><i>are grad to Introduce the Health Massage Socks to you.<br \/>\nThe Health Massage Socks contain specialplastic g raules that stimulate the sympathetic spotson feet.<\/i><\/font><br \/>\nb) Vestea proast\u0103 este c\u0103 nu ave\u0163i unde reclama dac\u0103 nu sunte\u0163i satisf\u0103cu\u0163i de masajul prestat; nici firma <font color=\"maroon\"><i>&#8230;RUIAN KAERDAN ZHENZHI CO.,LTD.<\/i><\/font> \u015fi nici num\u0103rul de telefon <font color=\"maroon\"><i>0086-577-&#8230;<\/i><\/font> nu exist\u0103. (v. foto de mai jos, clic pentru imagine m\u0103rit\u0103)<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziaruldela5.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/11\/composition.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"\u015eosete 120%\" src=\"http:\/\/ziaruldela5.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/11\/composition-mic.jpg\" alt=\"\u015eosete 120%\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\">Foto: \u00a92010 ~ Geko <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(Imagine preluat\u0103 de pe Geko&#8217;s Attic)<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00abProstia este etern\u0103 \u015fi invincibil\u0103.\u00bb ~ Alexandru Paleologu Am preluat de pe Geko&#8217;s Attic, cu voie de la autor, incredibilele imagini de mai jos: 1. A\u0163i mai \u00eent\u00e2lnit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum sintagma ani&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-din-galantar","category-metrul-cub-de-prostie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9434"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9511,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9434\/revisions\/9511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}