{"id":9859,"date":"2011-01-04T00:00:22","date_gmt":"2011-01-03T21:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/?p=9859"},"modified":"2011-01-10T23:59:38","modified_gmt":"2011-01-10T20:59:38","slug":"cum-va-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/2011\/01\/04\/cum-va-place\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum v\u0103 place (pitecantropism f\u0103r\u0103 frontiere)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00abO Rosalind! these trees shall be my books
\nAnd in their barks my thoughts I’ll character.
\n————————–
\nOh, Rosalinda! copacii \u0103\u015ftia-mi vor fi c\u0103r\u0163i
\n\u015ei-n scoar\u0163a lor \u00eencrusta-voi g\u00e2ndurile mele.\u00bb ~ William Shakespeare, “As You Like It”<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 v\u0103 mai aminti\u0163i “Apelul” lansat, ini\u0163ial, \u00een urm\u0103 cu vreo 10 luni \u015fi reluat \u00een iulie 2010:
\nIubi\u0163i-v\u0103 pe cactu\u015fi<\/b><\/a>, al\u0103turi de toate comentariile \u015fi indign\u0103rile de la vremea aceea!<\/p>\n

Se r\u0103suce\u015fte Darwin \u00een morm\u00e2nt dac\u0103 vede ce s-a ales de transformismul definit de el; de la cactu\u015fii de pe coasta r\u0103s\u0103ritean\u0103 (mediteranean\u0103), am ajuns undeva \u00een centrul Peninsulei Iberice, la platanii seculari din Aranjuez, nu foarte departe de Madrid. Jard\u00edn de la Isla<\/i> e o minun\u0103\u0163ie de parc cu f\u00e2nt\u00e2ni \u015fi statui reprezent\u00e2nd celebre personaje mitologice, dar \u015fi cu o alee de vreo 500 de metri adumbrit\u0103 de pl\u00e1tanos de sombra.<\/i> Gr\u0103dinile publice sunt destinate s\u0103 ofere mediul propice unei plimb\u0103ri pl\u0103cute \u015fi reconfortante, alteori romantice \u015fi misterioase, cel pu\u0163in din punctul meu de vedere. La \u00eenceputul toamnei trecute hoin\u0103ream cu g\u00e2ndurile aiurea prin parcul din ora\u015ful care ni i-a d\u0103ruit, printre mul\u0163i al\u0163ii, pe mai cunoscu\u0163ii: Fernando Baquero \u00c1lamo, Juan Carlos Canales, Luis G\u00f3mez Baquero, Manuel Saavedra Roca,<\/em> precum \u015fi pe Eduardo L\u00f3pez Bago, Miguel Granados<\/em> \u015fi Alex Mart\u00ednez Redondo,<\/em> c\u00e2nd, brusc, am fost de-a dreptul oripilat de imaginea grotesc\u0103 ap\u0103rut\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor:<\/p>\n

\"O<\/a><\/div>\n

\u00a92010~D.C. (Clic pe foto pentru a vedea detaliul la dimensiunea maxim\u0103)<\/font><\/p>\n

\nNu mi-am \u00eenchipuit vreodat\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een Spania anului de gra\u0163ie 2010 tr\u0103iesc at\u00e2\u0163ia iubitori ai lui Shakespeare care confund\u0103 parcul men\u0163ionat mai sus cu P\u0103durea Ardenilor \u015fi, dup\u0103 modelul Orlando, \u00ee\u015fi scrijelesc amorurile sublime pe r\u0103bojul arborilor cumin\u0163i \u015fi nevinova\u0163i.<\/p>\n

Cu mul\u0163i ani \u00een urm\u0103, c\u00e2nd exPre\u015fedintele a strigat “m\u0103i animalule!” nu cred c\u0103 se adresa unui ziarist, ci pitecantropilor care mutileaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103 trunchiurile falnice ale plantelor d\u0103t\u0103toare de oxigen, de pild\u0103: … ionela + iliu\u0163\u0103<\/a><\/strong> … c + d<\/a><\/strong> … mire + david<\/a><\/strong> … h + b<\/a><\/strong> … matuska + jose<\/a><\/strong> … luis + gloria<\/a><\/strong> … stalin<\/a><\/strong> (!) … nina \u015fi al\u0163ii<\/a><\/strong> … (Clic pe linkuri pentru a vedea \u00eenfrico\u015f\u0103toarele imagini)<\/font><\/em> Mai cred c\u0103 asta<\/strong><\/a> (Clic)<\/font><\/em> seam\u0103n\u0103 cu imaginea pl\u0103gii \u00eempu\u015fcate din creierele voastre g\u0103unoase, m\u0103i necuv\u00e2nt\u0103toarelor! <\/p>\n

Am \u00eenc\u0103lcat din nou, inten\u0163ionat, regula elementar\u0103 de a v\u0103 scrie prenumele cu majuscul\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu merita\u0163i. Nu invoc aici urgia divinit\u0103\u0163ii \u00eempotriva voastr\u0103, dar v\u0103 doresc ca p\u00e2n\u0103 la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul zilelor s\u0103 sta\u0163i sp\u00e2nzura\u0163i cu capetele \u00een jos de vreo creang\u0103 mai viguroas\u0103 \u015fi \u2013 care cum trece \u2013 s\u0103 v\u0103 mai cresteze c\u00e2te o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 pe obrajii vo\u015ftri \u00eengro\u015fati de at\u00e2ta tembelism feroce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00abO Rosalind! these trees shall be my books And in their barks my thoughts I’ll character. ————————– Oh, Rosalinda! copacii \u0103\u015ftia-mi vor fi c\u0103r\u0163i \u015ei-n scoar\u0163a lor \u00eencrusta-voi g\u00e2ndurile mele.\u00bb ~ William…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,111],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-galaxia-diaspora","category-indignari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9859"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9859\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9929,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9859\/revisions\/9929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.globe-trotter.ro\/ziaruldela5\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}