15
Mar

English Lesson: Smile & Learn (XXX)

   Posted by: Dan   in Sunday School

XXX din titlu e doar 30 roman, nicidecum la ce v-ati gândit in prima clipa…

Azi la Scoala de duminica:
Lectia 30 din cursul de engleza pentru incepatori, “10 Reasons Why Studying Is Better Than Sex” (ca tot veni vorba).

10. You can effortlessly find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your work, then pick up where you left it.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don’t have to worry about who else has opened it before.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don’t finish a chapter you won’t gain a reputation as a “book teaser.”
4. You can do it, eat, drink, smoke and watch TV all at the same time.
3. You don’t get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don’t have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren’t sure what you’re doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

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